Rap Battle example 3

(Thats me battling at a community forum ..online)
emcee 1:
hey kid i'm back
time and again i'm here to rap...
to show u d difference between rap and wat u yap...
u sound so lame, u sound like a bitch
u ain't a big pain, mafuker u jus a small itch
u just an asshole found in a million,
hey u pony don't try to b stallion...
u think u r a phat,u remind me of d tastless gum tat i jus spat
rappin ain't ur game,u put al d rappers to shame...
do us a favour plz don't "yAp" again...
wat u gonna diss me, come diss ma piss...
gonna send u bottle ful of it but plz don't kiss
i'm stuck wid dis word "yAp" for u, coz u call ur self a rapper,
yeah boy! remindin u again, u r nothin but a "yAppEr"
tellin u again, ya you d waana be...
stop yappin kid, u sound like a sick pussy...
lets see wat u yap again, ya i'd like to see...

emcee 2 (me):
everytime i be here i witness a new comic
u gift me da same shit again wid no logic
u've got a disease thats tooo chronic
thats one in a billion ,yo! too historic
i dont mind buddy u can just "yap"
that shows ur wings in single direction flap
too pity to cut it off n u be handicapped
carry on mate , u can ask me again to "yap" "yap"

if u been to any freestyle competition
wud have been eliminated in the da very first collision
well even before, if u showed that "yap" in the audition
sorry to say, but u r out of words, so pls rehearse
n i dont give a damn to ur self actualization.
first make ur mind clear whether im an itch or pain
a gum , a stallion , a pony or lame?
ur confused right from the first verse like a whore..
if u got that in u,show me some more?
buh its funny, shit,carry on wid dat crap...
u remind me of kids cryin for a 1 cent lozenge pack....

Rap Battle example 2

emcee 1:( a newbie)
I don't care who u r, i don't care wat u do,
u suck big time, yeah tat is true...
u say u rap true & think others r fool,
hey player ur attitude sucks , and da truth is u ain't tat cool...
I smell frustration in every word u rap,
Rap? dude u jus yap...
u got some fire witin, only to burn ur self,
u gotta take a break, boy u need some help...
watever u yap after dis, I giv a fuck,
I'l make it simple homie, wid me don't try ur luck

emcee 2 :(amateur)
u dont jus SMELL frustration mate
u eat, drink, hear, fear,touch it too
wat i mean to say is,its just ur fate
i'll crush u in this battle off late,
,..jus like kids do too,crush a grape
yea u r rite i aint that cool like u ...
coz im the coolest..not jus cool
"i just yap" if thats wat u feel, ur the foolest of all the fools
yea i got FIRE, causin DIRE consequences
to burn to death all LIARS even b4 u falls in NEMESIS
yea i am a sick boy,need some HELP..
come mano-a-mano with me n see for URSELF
y try to reach where you CANT BE
like ICE SHELF,on the land ,wantin to b in da sea?
phew! my attitude well it does suck BIG TIME??
coz we aint here for "hi,helo,hows u ,i m fine?"
we gotta rap ,while u FACK! try to make urself shine
wid pre-written raps that u wrote last nite
u say u rap,??? Yea!! U CAN, u r GOD ,HO LORD
i fuckin mean ,u truly deserve a SHRINE
cuz u rap "fool cool"..."fuck luck"..."self help"..
n thats wat a grade 1 kid can rhyme!!

Rap Battle example !

emcee 1:(he was jus freestylin,not dissin any1)
Rappin ain't no pain, rappin ain't jus a game,
yeah, i love ta rap, its my road to fame...
no matter what u do, no matter who u r,
rappin got no rules, jus b wat u r...
you, gotta shine... you gotta rhyme,
do watever it takes do beat d time...
now stoppin readin this song, go write ur own rap,
rap wat u like and put ya self on d map...

emcee 2:
we dont care maps n stats
we dont worry doughs in lakhs
we do diss, diss bad phat raps
we aint lookin for fame in fact
we r hea to diss all like u
we rap dont stop we spit rite thru
even if we r sick or down wid flu
we have our own homies our own crew
who flew in the day next i was sued
by a bunch of laggards who cant rap
just flap their wings n prove they're fag
dissin is not ur job, at max
u can wipe the dust until i be back...
wateva i just got this uncanny nack
to diss any1 n hit right back
dont care u ver hea 4 jus a gag..